Wednesday, September 21, 2005

IIM STUDENT vs A NORMAL PERSON

IIM STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
catapulting perilous projectiles.


A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.


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IIM STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.


NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star


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IIM STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.


NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.


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IIM STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.


NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers


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IIM STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.


NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales


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IIM STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.


NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck


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IIM STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.


NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss


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IIM STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.


NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together


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IIM STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.


NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep


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IIM STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.


NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness


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IIM STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.


NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk


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IIM STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.


NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks


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IIM STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.


NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap


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IIM STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.


NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best


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IIM STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.


NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.


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IIM STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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